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iMPACT Spoiler für den 24.03.2011

  • * TNA Impact (Airing Thursday, March 24th on Spike TV):


    * They're setting up for the start of Impact. They have a whiteboard with formulas, graphs and calculations in the center of the ring. Mr. Anderson's music starts and the crowd erupts. He comes to the ring with a gentleman in a suit. He's Professor Shubert from the University of Green Bay. He's one of the finest mathematicians to ever come out of Wisconsin. Anderson admits they didn't get along because when the professor was talking about integers he was thinking about Mary Beth Kapowski. Now he's here because these two a--holes backstage, Eric Bischoff and Hulk Hogan, their math is off. Last week he had a match with Reefer Van Dam. Both guys had their shoulders down. 1 2 3 = tie. Add that to the fact he never got his rematch. 0 + his one rematch he didn't get = I WANT MY FRICKING REMATCH! Now back to Mary Beth Kapowski. Professor, did you not approve because he was teaching integers or because he was into her? She told Anderson that Shubert told her he was gay. Anderson asks if that's true. Shubert admits it was true. Anderson says that's cool, one of his best friends is gay. So let me give you something to remember me by. Anderson Mic Checks the professor. Hulk Hogan and Eric Bischoff then come out. Eric asks if he's trying to be funny? He's a bad comedian. Eric asks Hulk if this is the same guy he sees something in? Eric asks Anderson if he goes around beating up every teacher he didn't like. Eric says he's done with him. Hogan says hold on, he thinks Anderson is hilarious. He's spot on. But he's been running amuck, breaking the rules, breaking my rules. He says Anderson can do this the easy way or the hard way. The easy way is the Immortal way and every perk that comes with it. He tells him there is no rematch unless Anderson earns it and he hasn't earned it. Anderson says he's earned it already. Hogan says all he has is a contract signed by Dixie Carter. He can take that contract and wipe his a-- with it.


    * Hogan says if Anderson can beat Rob Van Dam then he gets his shot. Anderson says RVD isn't even in his league. RVD's music immediately hits. RVD says don't act surprised. This is pro wrestling. You talk smack, the guy's music hits, he comes out, you answer for what you said. RVD isn't happy about this but will do what he has to to get the title. He was here because everybody called him to come to TNA but came because Hulk Hogan called him and said be who you want. If that's true then this is RVDTV. Sting comes out to the ramp. He said that he spoke to the network since they've been talking to Hogan nd Bischoff so much. They said in RVD vs. Anderson they want him to be the special enforcer. And if something goes wrong then he's in charge and that means it's SHOWTIME!

    * Mickie James vs. Tara. Winner via Last Kiss Goodnight, Mickie James. TNA Knockout Women's Champion Madison Rayne stood on the entrance ramp after the match. She and Mickie had a stare down until Madison left.

    * Okato vs. "The Pope" D'Angelo Dinero. Winner via DQ after Pope hit Okato while wearing rings, Okato. After the match, Dinero knocked the referee out with a backhand. Samoa Joe ran out but Pope bailed. Okato got his mouth busted open during the match. Afterwards trainers checked him while he bled. They helped him to the back and cleaned the blood from the ring.


    * Ric Flair "styles and profiles" to the ring with Bully Ray and Matt Hardy. Flair likes to steal the show but tonight "god" is here for others. He's here with two of the best tag team wrestlers of all-time. Hardy says he has some guys they've all had problems with and those guys are Fortune. He wants them all out here right now. He and Ray were young and hungry like those guys once. But he and Ray changed the industry. Crowd chants we want Fortune. He says they became mega celebrities, making lots of money and gaining lots of success. But the same people shaking their hands along the way and saying they were great were also working against them knowing they couldn't control them. Crowd chants boring and is very against Hardy talking. He goes on saying that he, Ray, Flair, Immortal are where it's at and need to get with them to achieve their dreams and aspirations. Bully Ray says he sent AJ Styles a message last week, powerbombing him through a table. Why did he do it? Because he can. Now that they've taken care of AJ, how about the rest of Fortune take them on? Or do they not have the balls for it? Fortune comes out and attacks Immortal. They beat them all up and get ready to take Flair out. The lights go down except for red lights.

    * Abyss appears, wearing a duster and a new outfit. He takes out Fortune and Immortal start laying a major beat down on Fortune. Bully Ray uses his chain, Abyss hits some Black Hole Slams as Fortune can't do anything about it. Immortal leaves a battered and bruised Fortune laying in the ring.

    * Hernandez, his new associate, Sarita and Rosita come to the ring. He says he knows you know who Sarita and Rosita are. His new friend is Esteban something or other. He's his assistant in this new association of Mexican Americans. They're taking your women and your jobs. They keep mixing in things in Spanish so I don't always know what they're saying. Hernandez says they're the superior race. Soon the people will stop worshiping this (an American flag comes down) and will soon worship this (a giant Mexican flag comes down). Loud USA chant starts. Hernandez says Matt Morgan and Devon want a fight, they can have a street fight right now. Matt Morgan and Devon come out and accept.

    * Street fight, Hernandez & Esteban vs. Matt Morgan & Brother Devon. During the match Sarita and Rosita interfere so Velvet Sky ran down and attacked them. She couldn't handle both and a beatdown occurs until Angelina Love comes out. She slowly walks towards Sarita and Rosita. She looks weird and has a vacant look. Winter comes out and screams at Angelina to leave. Angelina leaves and the beat down on Velvet continues until Morgan stops it. While this is happening, Esteban hits Devon from behind with a loaded forearm shot for the win. Winners via loaded forearm, Hernandez & Esteban.

    * Brooke Hogan and Hulk's wife are here again.

    * Rob Van Dam vs. Mr. Anderson with special guest enforcer TNA Champion Sting. Referee Brian Hebner got knocked out during the match so Sting took over as referee. No winner as Sting and Anderson started fighting. Anderson slid a chair in the ring. While Sting got rid of it, Anderson kicked RVD in the groin and then hit a Mic Check on RVD into the ring post. Anderson demanded Sting count him out but they argued and ended up fighting. Security and agents ran down and had to break the two apart.


    Xplosion


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    Edit: Hab den Threadtitel mal geändert - Hijo

    Einmal editiert, zuletzt von ()

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  • Solang er Winter-Spoiler im Gepäck hat...;)


    was war mit Angelina? Ist die jetzt verzaubert, oder was? :P

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    Original geschrieben von SamTheMan:
    Muss das eigentlich mit dieser Überschrift sein? :rolleyes:


    vor allem da solange von Russo verbockt ... äh gebookt die Überschrift definitiv keine Richtigkeit haben kann...

  • Man hat den TV-Title also wirklich nur vakantiert, damit Abyss (schon eine Woche später) zurückkehren kann, um ins Lethal Lockdown Match gebookt zu werden. Weiß nicht, ob das wirklich eine kluge Entscheidung in Hinsicht auf den Wert des Titels war. Andererseits lässt sich dass storylinemäßig ganz gut erklären. Immortal möchte halt dort die Kräfte bündeln, wo sie am meisten gebraucht werden - also gegen Fortune im LL-Match. Man macht den Weg für Abyss also frei und stellt gleichzeitig sicher, dass der TV-Title trotzdem in den eigenen Reihen bleibt. Aus Sicht von Immortal ist das eine logische Handlungsweise.


    AJ Styles wurde scheinbar erst einmal aus den Shows geschrieben. Vermutlich will man damit die Frage aufwerfen, ob er bei Lockdown überhaupt am LL-Match teilnehmen kann, um seinen Fortune-Kollegen zu helfen. Dabei habe ich die Befürchtung, dass man AJ bei Lockdown wieder zu Immortal turnen lassen könnte, falls Jeff Hardy nicht zurückkehren sollte. Das wäre für mich eine denkbar schlechte Entwicklung.


    Der 3-Way um Stings Title wird mit einem weiteren No-Contest weiter aufgebaut. Das wird sicherlich für viel Gemecker sorgen, ich habe mit diesen Match-Ausgängen allerdings kein Problem. Anderson scheint hier weiterhin sehr gut für einen kommenden Title-Run aufgebaut zu werden.


    Hernandez baut um sich tatsächlich ein Latino-Stable auf, wobei nicht deutlich wird, ob er dabei Verbindungen zu Immortal hat. Dass Devon nun an dieser Stelle eingesetzt wird, und seine Fehde gegen Bully Ray mit VR bereits beendet wurde, gefällt mir nicht so wirklich. In dieser Position hätte ich lieber einen jüngeren Wrestler gesehen. Aber vielleicht wird das neue Latino-Stable auch noch erweitert (El Zorro fehlt ja noch) und es gibt Platz für weitere Faces.
    Interessant finde ich auch, wie die KO-Storyline um Rosarita und BP/Winter hiermit verknüpft wird. Angelina lässt Velvet auf Druck von Winter nun im Stich. Bin auf die Begründung dafür gespannt.


    Insgesamt werden die einzelnen Fehden nicht sonderlich spektakulär weiter geführt, aber das kann in Bildern schon wieder ganz anders wirken. Das XPlosion Match hätte ich allerdings auch lieber bei Impact gesehen, denn wrestlerisch erwarte ich von den Impact-Matches nicht sehr viel. Da könnte ein X-Division Match (oder ein TT-Match) zwischendurch wirklich nicht schaden.

  • Zitat

    Original geschrieben von Prozac:
    RVD's music immediately hits. RVD says don't act surprised. This is pro wrestling. You talk smack, the guy's music hits, he comes out, you answer for what you said.


    Das ist ja wohl einer der genialsten Sätze, die ich seit langem im Wrestling gehört habe. Nehmen das Wrestling kein bisschen Ernst und sprechen mal genau das aus, was viele Fans in so ner Situation stört :thumbup:

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  • Zitat

    Original geschrieben von Triple-Sixx:
    Wenn Abyss wieder fit ist und eingesetzt werden kann, verstehe ich nicht, warum dessen Titel kurz zuvor noch freigegeben wurde und an Gunner gewandert ist?


    Abyss soll wohl ins Lethal Lockdown Match, und vermutlich wollte man dort nicht alle Titelträger drin haben (Kaz und Beer Money können ihre Titel bei Lockdown schon mal nicht verteidigen). Für Gunner kann man jetzt auf die schnelle noch einen Herausforderer aufbauen (ich tippe auf Crimson oder Steiner). Storylinemäßig hatten Immortal so den Überraschungseffekt natürlich auch auf ihrer Seite, denn so hat Fortune natürlich nicht mit dem Comeback von Abyss gerechnet.

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